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Local Abuela's Salsa Recipe Causes International Incident
By Juan More Taco • 2 minutes ago • 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Spicy Level
GUADALAJARA - A grandmother's secret salsa recipe has reportedly caused three neighboring countries to declare a "Flavor Emergency" after tourists couldn't stop talking about it on social media.
"I just added some extra love and a pinch of magic," said María González, 78, whose salsa has now been classified as a "Weapon of Mass Deliciousness" by the UN Food Council.
The recipe remains top secret, though sources confirm it involves "tomatoes, probably some peppers, and definitely abuela magic."
🏆 SPORTS
Chihuahua Soccer Team Wins by Being Too Small to See
By Diego Goal • 1 hour ago
Opponents spent entire match looking for players who were hiding behind the ball...
🎭 CULTURE
Mariachi Band Plays So Well, Cacti Start Dancing
By Carmen Música • 3 hours ago
Desert wildlife reportedly "couldn't help but move to the rhythm" according to confused botanists...
🌮 FOOD
Scientists Prove Tacos Are Actually a Food Group
By Dr. Tortilla • 5 hours ago
"We should have known this years ago," admits embarrassed nutritionist...
🌡️ WEATHER
Tomorrow's Forecast: Still Hot, Experts Shocked
By Sunny Caliente • 6 hours ago
"We never could have predicted this," says meteorologist who lives in a desert...